5-3-16

Weather: Gloomy, Rain.

A few crapy days and then 70’s for the weekend. We need the rain, then the grass can grow and I can start bitching about that ugly ass chore. Last year I bought one of those lawn vacuums that you pull behind the mower, it is kind of a pain in the ass but the yard does look great when you are done. And the mower does have a beverage holder so I guess it is not all bad.

Hopefully the dock will be ready next week, not that I will be fishing when walleye season opens on the 15th, but just to see another sign of Summer arriving.

Becker is on her way home from Florida, Tammy, Laurie and her drove down and stayed with Tammy’s sister for a couple of weeks. I sure wouldn’t want to be riding back with them 3 in that little car with all the shit they bought in Florida. Becker probably has the back seat all full of rocks. (ever see the Long, Long Trailer with Lucile Ball and Desi Arnez?) Well homefully they make it home safe sometime today, the sink is full of dishes, I have no clean underware and the house is a mess.

A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
 
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, “Rest in Peace.” 
 
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
 
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,“Sir,I’m really sorry for the mistake”, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this.
 
Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note
saying, ”Congratulations on your new location!”
 
 

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