Weather: Sunny.

Looks like I forgot to post on Friday. Opps that 80 degree weather got me rushing outside and I forgot to hit publish. And you probably thought I was just hung over.

It was a beautiful weekend in the UP. Even those little black flies couldn’t spoil the fun. It was just windy enough to keep them at bay. Brother Mark came in from Duluth for Mother’s Day so Mom was very happy.

You  know there are so many TV channels, each one starved for new  programs.
In  a rural program for farmers, a female TV reporter, seeking the main Cause of Mad Cow disease, arranged for an interview with a farmer who might Have some theories on the matter.
This TRUE interview went as  follows:
  The  lady reporter:  I am here to collect information on the possible Sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?
The Farmer stared at the reporter and said:  Did you know that a bull mounts A cow only once a year?
Reporter:  (obviously  embarrassed): Well, sir, that’s a new piece of Information
But what’s the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow disease?
Farmer:  Miss, did you know that we milk a cow twice a day?
Reporter:  Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting To the point?
Farmer: I am getting to the point, Miss. Just imagine, if I was playing with Your tits twice a day  …. And only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you Get mad?


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