What to do today? Or where do I start? Maybe I should write down all the shit I should be doing a separate pieces of paper, put them in a hat, then pull one out and just do it. Or maybe I’ll just open a Bush Light.
Little Johnny runs into his house and asks, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?”
“No,” says his mom, “Of course not.”
After Little Johnny runs back outside, his mom hears him yell to his friend, “It’s OK, we can keep playing!”