7-5-16

Weather: rain for a few days.

Been gloom and doom around here since Tammy passed. Just took all the wind out of our sails. But it is time to get with it.

Seen this on my Niece Racheal’s Post, she just lost her Grandma. “Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can steal.”

Kind of a mild weekend at the bar for a 4th of July weekend, I think the nice weather had people enjoying our great outdoors.

They had a Celebration of Life for Kuivi on Sunday. It was very nice and a lot of people showed up.

 

A  judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?”
  
“About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream  running by.”
  
“No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?”
  
“It  is made of concrete, brick, and mortar,” she responded.
  
“I  mean,” he continued, “what are your relations like?”
  
“I have an aunt and uncle and 12 cousins living here in town, as well as my husband’s parents.”
  
The  judge took a deep breath and asked, “Do you have a real grudge?”
  
“No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one cuz we don’t have a  car.”
  
“Please,”  he tried again, “is there any infidelity in your marriage?”
  
“Yes,  both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don’t necessarily like the music  – all that hip hop and rap tap – but we can’t seem to do anything about  it.”
  
“Ma’am, does your husband ever beat you up?”
  
“Yes, he gets up every morning before I do and makes the coffee.”
  
The  judge asked, “Is your husband a nagger?”
  
“Oh, hell no, he’s as white as you and me!”
  
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, “Lady, why do you want a divorce?
  
“Oh,  I don’t want a divorce,” she replied. “I’ve never wanted a divorce, my husband does. The damn fool says he can’t communicate with me.”

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