Weather: ? Changing by the hour.
We had a pretty good light show in the sky last night. Thunder and lightning filed the sky for quite a while.
I haven’t heard anything about Rod Ellsworth lately, last I heard they were going to wait until after the 4th to do surgery.
Not too much else going on up here right now, the Lake should be warming up so maybe I can talk Becker into going for a swim.
for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, So y’all want to be cop, huh?
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened up a
file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “to be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice such thing as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.”
So he stuck the photo in the face of
the first blonde and withdrew it after two seconds. “Now, ” he said did you notice any distinguishing features about this man.” The blonde
immediately said, “Yes, I did. He only has one eye.”
The detective shook his head and
said , “Of course he has only one eye in this picture. It’s a profile of his face! Your dismissed.!”
The detective turned to the second
blonde, stuck a photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said
“What about you? Notice anything unusual about this man?”
“Yes! he only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his
hands and exclaimed, Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady this is a profile of the man’s face Of course you can only see one ear. Your excused too!”
The detective turned his attention
to the third blonde and said, “this is probably a waste of time, but… He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it saying, “”All right did you notice any distinguishing features?
The blonde said, I sure did.
This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another
look at the picture, began looking at other pictures in the folder and said,
“Your absolutely right. His bio says he wears contacts. Who in the world could you tell by looking at that picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,
“Well, Helloooooo! With only one eye and one ear he certainly can’t wear glasses.”