Another beautiful day in the UP. Gotta take a run to Iron Mountain, ever since I got health insurance Becker has decided to get fixed up. If I was smart I would do the same before Obama Care goes away.
A beautiful young woman went to see the gynecologist.
The doctor took one look at her and all his professionalism flew out the window.
He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”
‘Yes,’ she replied, ‘You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities.’
‘That’s right,’ said the doctor.
He then began to fondle her breasts.
‘Do you know what I am doing now?’ he asked.
‘Yes,’ she said, ‘You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer.’
‘Correct,’ replied the shady doctor.
Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sex with her.
He asked, do you know what I am doing now?’
‘Yes,’ she said,
“You’re getting syphilis, which is why I came here in the first place…”