Weather: high 80’s today.
Hot and sweaty today. Going to pick up Becker today, think I may need to stop at Taco Bell and get a Triple Double Crunch and Munch.
A blonde was shopping at Target & came across a shiny silver Thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took it to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.’
‘Wow, said the blonde, ‘that’s amazing…..I’m going to buy it!’ So she bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk. ‘What’s that,’ he asked?
‘Why, that’s a thermos…. It keeps hot things hot & cold things cold,’ she replied..
Her boss inquired, ‘What do you have in it?’
The blond replied……’Two popsicles & some coffee.‘