Weather: Rain

Looks like a few days of rain, oh well we need the rain too, it makes the grass grow and then I’ll have something else to bitch about. I hate cutting grass.

Becker report: Becker is doing OK, last week she had to have some dental work done and a feeding tube put in her stomach. She will be starting radiation next Monday and the feeding tube is for when she will have trouble eating 3-4 weeks into the radiation. Becker is going to be just fine, it’s just getting past all the crap she needs to go through to get the necessary treatments.

      With the kids going back to school this week

    TEACHER:  Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started  before I got here.
TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication  on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it  without using tables.
TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN:  K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me  how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER: What  are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you  said it’s H to O.
TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today  that we didn’t have ten years ago.
TEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:  Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you  are.
TEACHER:  Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘ I. ‘
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….  Always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right… ‘I  am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER:  George Washington not only chopped down his  father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now,  Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish  him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe  in his hand…..
TEACHER:  Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers  before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have  to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER:  Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly  the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

(I  want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER:  Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on  talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

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