Supposed to rain today. Who cares, got some garage work to do. And a fridge full of Bush Lights.
BBB’s 9th Annual Grouse Tournament is coming up in a few short weeks. October 8th. Sign up starts this weekend.
A hound dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch.
“Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?” a jogger asks.
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, “Nope.”
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger’s legs. As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, “I thought you said your dog didn’t bite!”
The old man mutters, “Ain’t my dog.”