Weather: Gloomy.

Shitty day yesterday, I have been having cooler problems for a while now. When we thought we got to the bottom of it, all of a sudden the temperature controller goes out too. But for $40 I could overnight the $50 part. No too bad considering I ordered it at 6pm and it arrived at 11am the next day. We will be up and running today. And with Very Cold Beer.

Twelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up nude, in a garden while a nude model danced before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his privates, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The model danced before the first monk candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response, until she got to the final monk. As she danced, his bell rang so loudly it fell off and clattered to the ground. Embarrassed, he bent down to pick up the bell, and all the other bells went off.

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