Weather: Cloudy and gloomy.

Not a nice day today, but I am going to pick up Becker, so it’s all sunshine and lolly pops for me. Becker’s throat is getting soar so it is probably going to be a liquid diet for the next 6 weeks or so. It’s all good though, we were told this was going to happen.

The Packers pulled one out last night. Sorry Bear’s fans. And sorry goes out to the White Sox fans too, I know you guys hate seeing the Cubs still winning. Go Cubbys.

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my prettiest ladies and a three-course meal.” The trucker replies, “Listen darlin’, I’m not horny – I’m just homesick.

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