Weather: Temps suck.
It is another disappointing start to opening day. Temps are not cooperating and will be a little while before those of you that wanted to get that first ride in will be able to. Oh well another year starts, each snowmobile season I have been involved with since I owned the bar came with a different problem or problems. Hey Jay Rivera, remember the year the DNR didn’t release the funds to the grooming clubs till the second week of December? I think it was you, your Dad, Brent and Brian that road ungroomed trails with 3 foot of snow on them from Bergland to Silver City and it took you all day to go up there and back? Boondocking on state trails, you said it doesn’t get any better than that. Every year it is something different, be patient, cold and snow will come. Just not fast enough for some of us.
NEW HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER
After retiring, a former Gunnery Sergeant in the Canadian Army took a job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a light plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
Fortunately, the cast fitted under his shirt and wasn’t noticeable when he wore his suit coat.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart — punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former soldier, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. With a strong breeze blowing it made his tie flap.
He picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
The rest of the year went smoothly