Weather: Temps still suck.
The middle of next week the temps are headed in the right direction. But until then we still have mid to high 30’s. Not good for opening day eve.
*Twin Irish Sisters celebrate *
and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.
Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the Sofa.
The deaf sister said to her twin, “What did he say?”
“We gotta sit over there on the Sofa!”, said the other.
“Now get a little closer together,” said the Cameraman.
Again, ” What did he say?”
“He says squeeze together a little”
So they wiggled up close to each other.
“Just hold on for a bit longer, I’ve got to focus the Camera,” said the
Yet again, ” What did he say?
“He says he’s gonna focus!”
With a big grin, the deaf twin shouted out,
“OH LARD JESUS! BOTH OF US???? — CAN I Go FIRST!!”