12-5-16

Weather: Chance of rain LOL.

A minor set back today, not really though, after today temps are below freezing for a high. With any luck by next weekend you may be able to ride from Bergland all the way to half way to Ewen. Hopefully we don’t get a lot of snow over the next few weeks but the temps continue to stay below freezing, with a few -20 degree days in there. Let’s hope for a good Christmas week.

Good football weekend for those in the UP. Lions won, Packers won, Vikings lost and the Bears, who the hell cares. Don’t hate me for reporting the truth, that’s just the felling up here.

Subject: Jewish Lore

  No matter what Isaac the husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi. 
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:  ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.’ 
They go home and follow the Rabbi’s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied.  Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. 
“Okay”, he says to the husband, “Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'” Once again, they follow the Rabbi’s advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man. 
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm. 
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,  ‘See that, you schmuck? THAT’S how you wave a towel!’
 

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