Weather: Way to mild.

Conditions: Not to good.

Merry Christmas Eve everyone. I didn’t make it to the bar yesterday, I spent all day at Mom’s making Pitica with Brother Pat and his girls. Didn’t see many sleds when I looked at the web cams though. It will be quiet today and tomorrow, I’m sure sleds will be rolling in come Monday.

The cold temps are coming next week and we have some snow in the forecast. John Dee has Lake Effect Snow heading our way next week. Stay tuned.

Morning stuff

Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year…..not to cause any 
trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the 
local swimming pool.  I gave him a glass of water.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.  Not screaming 
and yelling like the passengers in his car.

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would 
eventually find me attractive.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom 
until they are flashing behind you.

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body… men are so polite 
they only look at the covered parts.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live 
longer than the men who mention it.

Relationships are a lot like algebra.  Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to 
fight for democracy but won’t cross the street to vote.

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s 
your common sense leaving your body.

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of 
captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and 
throw them fish?

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she’s been googling my name on her 
computer.  I saw it through my telescope last night.

Strong people don’t put others down.  They lift them up and slam them on the 
ground for maximum damage.

I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.

Money talks …but all mine ever says is good-bye.

You’re not fat, you’re just… easier to see.

If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

Besides the Little House on the Trail I have 2 other house for rent this year, Bert’s Nest is right on the north shore of the Lake and Skip’s Place is 1 block north of M-28 and M-64. I have a 3 day minimum on rentals. Click here to see Openings


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