2-16-17

Weather: Cold today.

Conditions: Good to Very Good.

Trails were pretty damn good yesterday and I bet they are even better today. I think conditions will be pretty good through tomorrow depending on the amount of traffic that we see. Terrible forecast for President’s Weekend, but what can you do. Remember a bad day in the UP is better than a good day back home. Unless your sled breaks down and in that case come rent one from me. Looking past next weekend winter may return, don’t give up on March riding, just because January and February sucked, doesn’t mean March has too.

Q: How do Eskimos make their beds?
A: With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?
A: They wear snowcaps.

Q: What did the snowman say to the customer?
A: Have an ice day!

Q: What do you call a slow skier?
A: A slopepoke!

Q: Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?
A: Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

Q: Where does a polarbear keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?
A: A puddle!

Q: How does an Eskimo stick his house together?
A: With igloo!

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snowbody!

 

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