Conditions: Go North.
Happy St Patty’s Day. Not that anyone I know needs an excuse to drink. I think I had my share last night. Mother Nature is laughing her ass off at us, I think she is saying “I spoiled your Winter and now I am going to spoil your Spring.” 50 degrees on Sunday though, it may be time for beers and hot dogs down at the garage.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something more special.’
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.‘Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said,‘We’ll take it.’
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now; and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said ‘Sir…There’s no money in that account.
”I know,’ said the old man…‘But let me tell you about my weekend.’