Weather: It just sucks.

I think Depression started in the UP during Pre-Spring season. We had nicer days weather wise in January and February than we have had in March. Hopefully that will change soon.

I am even giving up on scrolling through Facebook. I can’t stand looking through all the stupid posts people are still putting up about politics. Grow up people and give it a rest.

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. The woman kept complaining about every little detail and making the trip unbearable.

But a few days before their vacation ended, a tragic accident ended the woman’s life. The undertaker told the husband.  You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we can have her shipped back home for $5,000.   The husband thought about it for a few seconds, then told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home.

The undertaker asked, taken aback, Why would you spend $5,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here in Jerusalem, and it would only cost $150?
The husband replied, “Long, long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”

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