Weather: Beautiful.

Very good weather for a few days anyway I am headed down to the garage to finish putting in the man door. After that maybe a few Bush Lights, or maybe not, what fun is drinking when you can’t light up a smoke. I had friends that only smoked when they drank, I hate people that can do things I cant. I’m in day 4 of not smoking, Becker has not left me yet so I can’t be too bad. Yesterday I found a whole cigarette in the top pocket of my coat, man that was a ruff one, I tore it in half and threw it out the car window as quick as I could. I almost turned the car around and went looking for it. But so far so good.

A retired man went into the Job Center in downtown Chicago and saw a card advertising for a

Gynecologist’s  Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for  details.
  The clerk pulled up the file and read; “The job entails  getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the  women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their  private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the  hair, then rub in soothing oils so they’re ready for the  gynecologist’s examination.
   The annual salary is $65,000, and  if you are interested you’ll have to go toBergland , Michigan.”
“Good grief”, the man asked, “Is that where the job  is?”
“No sir . . . that’s where the end of the line is right  now.

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