Weather: Warm and Sunny.

A nice forecast for the weekend. Sunny and 60’s. I am going to finish a few odds and ends in the kitchen, still waiting on lights and a few other things to come in.

We have caught up with the flu crap that was going around and I think the whole house has went through it in the last week and a half, hopefully we have passed it on to someone else. LOL.

An attorney representing a wealthy art collector called his client. “Paul, I have some good news, and I have some bad news.”
The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day.  Give me the good news first.”

The lawyer said, “Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15 million to $20 million, and I think she could be right.”

Paul replied enthusiastically, “Well done!  My wife is a brilliant businesswoman!  You’ve just made my day.  Now I know I can handle the bad news.  What is it?”

The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”

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