6-8-17

Weather: Rain and Warm.

We have some rain days ahead of us it looks like. 80 degree days are also coming our way. Cools beans, warm up the Lake so we can take a few skinny dips.

Todays the big day, I go for my “procedure”, worst part was not eating for a day. How the hell do people do that? All this suffuring just for the Dr to tell me I am a perfect asshole and not full of shit for one day.

NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING……

Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, took a
lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said:
“How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin — in every vay.
The doctor told him, “Olaf, I’ll have to put your willy in a splint
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf mentioned none of this to Lena, married her, and they went on
their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: “Olaf…you’re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”
Olaf immediately dropped his pants and replied:
“Look at dis Lena … Still in DA CRATE!”

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