Weather: Beautiful Again.
Great day to wake up in the UP, too bad I just woke up. I hate it when I wake up early like 4am, toss and turn in bed until 6am and then fall asleep until 12:30. I should have just stayed up at 6.
All of the ten senior members of the Board of Directors of the company were called into the Chairman’s office, one by one, until only Bob, the junior member, was left sitting outside.
Finally it was his turn to be summoned. He entered the office to find the Chairman and the ten other Directors seated around a table.
He was invited to join them, which he did.
As soon as he sat down the Chairman turned to Bob looking him squarely in the eye, and with a stern voice, asked, “Have you ever had sex with Mrs. Foyt, my secretary?”
“Oh, no sir, positively not!” Bob replied.
“Are you absolutely sure?” asked the Chairman.
“Honest, I’ve never been close enough to even touch her!”
“Yes, I swear I’ve never had sex with Mrs. Foyt anytime, anywhere.”
“Good, then you fire her!”