Weather: 60’s to mid 70’s this week.
Cloudy and overcast, good day to cut grass and have a bon fire. I better go get some bush light and put it on ice, what good is a fire without cold beer?
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”