7-5-17

Weather: Beautiful, some rain but mostly Beautiful.

I hope everyone had a fun and safe 4th. We celebrated the 3rd because the brothers had to head home. Well I still celebrated yesterday by myself, drunk early and to bed early LOL

 

USMC 

A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist who was badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side
of the road was an American Marine in a similar but less serious state. The
Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the
squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.
The Marine reported, “I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here and
coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took
cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein
was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved. He yelled
back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who
isn’t even an American.”

“So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian! “

He retaliated by yelling, “Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!”

“…and there we were, in the middle of the road shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”

 

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