Weather: A little cooler today but, the next week is not cooperating. High temps are in the mid to high 30’s for a high. We need to get a lot colder for things to freeze up around here. Be patient my sled head fans, winter will come.

Thanks Giving Day Football was not good if you are a Packer fan. Hats off to the Chicago Bears, they held on to win the game. Poor Aaron Rodgers could not do it all by himself, the Packers had a chance to win but the receivers could not come up with the catches. For my Lions Fans, I bet turkey dinner was especially good for you, congrats on your win.

Thanks to Woodchuck who sent me this link. Pick a year and see the songs that were popular when you graduated high school, or lost your virginity. The Nostalgia Machine I didn’t graduate and I still have my virginity so I just picked a random year.




Weather: Cooler with 1-3 inches on the way.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Snow on the way this afternoon. Not much but it is still snow. My cameras are running again on weather underground, today I think we are going to put a tree up in front of Mom’s web cam.

Lots of football on today, Packers and Bears at 8:30 tonight. I’ll be there at noon to open up for the Lions game.

Things You Can Say At Thanksgiving and Get Away With

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst!
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that!
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?




Weather: Warmer again today, 40 degrees. YUK

Happy Thanksgiving Eve. 40 degrees today, but snow possibly tomorrow. Only 29 more shopping days till Christmas. Only 5 days till the trails open, time to get some fricken snow…….

The people at Starbucks managed to arrange a meeting with the Pope at the Vatican. 
After receiving the papal blessing, the Starbucks official whispers, “Your Holiness, we have an offer for you. Starbucks is prepared to donate $100 million to the church if you change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day our daily coffee.’

The Pope responds, “That is impossible. The prayer is the word of the Lord. It must not be changed.”

“Well,” says the Starbucks man, “we anticipated your reluctance. For this reason we will increase our offer to $300 million.”

“My son, it is impossible. For the prayer is the word of the Lord, and it must not be changed.”

The Starbucks guy says, “Your Holiness, we at Starbucks respect your adherence to the faith, but we do have one final offer: We will donate $500 million – that’s half a billion dollars – to the great Catholic Church if you would only change the Lord’s Prayer from ‘give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘give us this day our daily coffee. ‘Please consider it.” And he leaves.

The next day the Pope convenes the College of Cardinals.

“There is some good news,” he announces, “and some bad news. The good news is that the Church will come into $500 million.

“And the bad news, your Holiness?” asks a Cardinal.

“We’re losing the Wonder Bread account.



Weather: Warmer again today.

I forgot to mention football yesterday. The pic below is from Brother Mark’s house. I see Minnesota colors, at least one Packer shirt, but most importantly, a “Sleds of Anarchy” shirt from Bergland Bay Bar.

marks house

A Fishing Story
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called the royal weather forecaster and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours. The weatherman assured him that there was absolutely no chance of rain in the coming days. So the king went fishing with his wife, the queen.
On the way he met a farmer on his donkey. Upon seeing the king the farmer said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace at once, because in just a short time I expect a huge amount of rain to fall in this area.”
The king was polite and considerate, but  replied: “I hold my palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an extensively educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages.  He gave me a very different forecast.
 I trust him and I will continue on my way.”  So he continued on his way. However, a short time later a torrential rain fell from the sky.
The King and Queen were totally soaked…… and their entourage chuckled upon seeing them in such a shameful condition. Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the
weatherman at once!
Then he summoned the farmer and offered him the prestigious and high paying role of royal forecaster.
The farmer said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about weather forecasting.  I obtain my information from my donkey.
If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.” So the king hired the donkey.

And so began the practice of hiring asses to work in the government,  and …occupy all its highest and most influential positions ….and which later became the official symbol for the Democratic party.


Thus ends your Bit Of Knowledge for today.


Weather: Warmer today.

one week from tomorrow the snowmobile trails open. Well technically they open anyways. Mother Nature is not doing her part at the moment. Although we are off to a better start than last year, even though it looked better on the cameras, there was so much water underneath the snow I think it took until February for everything to freeze. My clothes dryer got a workout last December. The Groomer went through between Bergland and Wakefield, and who can forget the “Yamasub”.  We just need a little patience and wait for Mother Nature to get off her lazy ass and do what she needs to be doing this time of year.



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After my Prostate Exam, and after the Doctor had left, the nurse came in.

As she shut the door, she asked me a question I didn’t want to hear….

She said….”Who Was That?”



Weather: Cold this morning.

Yesterday’s weather report only called for an inch of snow from what I seen. Then we get weather alerts saying 8-10 inches. Well we got more than originally forecasted. Probably at least 6″. And only 10 degrees this morning. This year is starting out better than last year, we need the cold, only time will tell if we have enough snow for Dec 1st, we will need a lot more cold for wet spots on the trails to freeze up, but running the r/r grades on the 1st is starting to look more promising.

Hot rods, guns and new wife
Tom finally decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend.
One evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning one of his hot rods for an upcoming show.
His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks-up,     
 “Honey, I’ve just been thinking… now that we are married maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time
out here in the garage and you probably should just consider selling all your cars along with your gun collection.”
Tom gets a very concerned look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“There for a minute you were starting to sound like my ex-wife,” he said, calmly.
Tom smoothly replied, “I wasn’t.”



Weather: Cold weather hanging on.

Looks like we are going to spend another day below freezing. Yesterday’s forecast was teasing us with 8-12 inches for next week, now it is only calling for 1-3. Who knows when we will get our first big one?

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:           

“Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York .. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a uneventful flight.  So, sit back, relax, and… OH…MY GOD!”
Silence followed…………………...
Some moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
“Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, an Irish passenger yelled “For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”


Weather: Windy and cold, snow next week.

They are predicting snow next week, it is way too early to get excited, but I always get excited when it looks like snow season may be starting. And Harvey close your ears, it was colder than a Witches Tit last night.

A major international company was looking to hire someone for an important position, so they interviewed dozens of applicants and narrowed their search down to three people from different parts of the world.

In an attempt to pick one of them, they decided to give them all the same question to answer within 24 Hours and the one with the best answer would get the job. The question was: 

“A man and a woman are in bed, nude. The woman is lying on her side with her back facing the man, and the man is lying on his side facing the woman’s back. What is the man’s name?”

After the 24 hours was up, the three were brought in to give their answers.

The first, from the USA , says, “My answer is, there IS no answer.”

The second, from England, says, “My answer is that there is no way to determine the answer with the information we were given.”

The third one, from Scotland, says, “I’m not exactly sure, but I have it narrowed down to two names. It’s either: Willie Turner or Willie Nailer?”

The Scotsman got the job!


Weather: Windy and cold the rest of the week.

The temps are heading in the right direction, now to get the big snow machine up north to start producing some of the white stuff we all look forward to this time of year. John Dee’s Seasonal Outlook is warmer than average and below normal snow fall. Only time will tell though.

 Gotta Love This One!



Barack Obama, at a recent rural elementary school assembly in South Carolina, asked the audience for total quiet.


Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in total silence.


Then he said into the microphone, ‘Children, every time I clap my hands together, a child in America dies from gun violence.’


Then, little Darrell, with a proud South Carolina drawl, pierced the quiet and said:


“Well, dumbass, stop clappin’!


Weather: 50’s and rain, then 30’s the of the week.

I hear of a deer here and there being shot. Speaking of deer, Dear Jane out in Kenton at Hoppys has had a couple of deer pics in front of her bar.

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