Weather: Still Shity.
Conditions: Still Shity.
All eyes are on the weekend. Do to www.johndee.com and look at what John is saying for snowfall this weekend. If we do get that much snow you can expect it to be a few days for groomers to get to all the trails. Or at least the trails they will be able to do. Watch for water hole that I am sure opened back up and new wet areas that are going to develop because of all the melting that has gone on. My guess for the best riding days are from Sunday on. Low traffic and grooming at night could make some very good conditions for next week.
When a woman’s 16-year-old daughter denied having sex, her doctor had the perfect response.
The teen learned that day how simply being honest can save you a lot of trouble.
A mother brought her daughter to the doctor when the teen was experiencing some very specific symptoms, says Newsiosity.
The doctor asked, “Okay, Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother responded, “It’s my daughter, Darla — she keeps getting these cravings, she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor examined Darla before coming to his conclusion.
“Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but Darla is pregnant, about four months would be my guess,” the doctor said.
The mother was shocked.
“Pregnant? She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone with a man,” the panicked mother says. “Have you, Darla?”
Darla tries to cover for herself, telling her mom, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
At that moment, the doctor quietly walked over to the window, reports Boredom Therapy. He stared outside for a few minutes, not saying a word, until the mother finally decided she needed to know what he was doing.
“Is there something wrong out there doctor?” the mother asks.
“No, not really, it’s just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill,” he said. “I’ll be darned if I’m going to miss it this time!”