Weather: Milder by the day
Trail Conditions: Good except for 13n going into Rockland
Conditions are great from what I hear except for good ole 13n going into Rockland. Everything else has been reported as excellent. Temps are becoming milder with the 40′s in the forecast for this weekend. Now is the time for a bikini run on the lake. Don’t fret though, the Fat Lady is no where in site, night time temps are still low and next week is showing 20′s. We still have a lot of riding season left. I am thinking about going next week and possibly taking off with Becker the week after. All depends if our Kristie is coming back to work soon. No pressure Kristie, come back when you can LOL.
A special shout out to Anna Mae and Dave from Iowa, thanks for the donation to the website, hopefully it will ease the pain when Becker gets the bill for the new webcam. Anna Mae gave me this website to look at an Eagles Nest live. Click Here
Weather: -11 then up into the 20′s today.
Conditions: Should be good to go
A cold morning today but then it should be the last one for a while. It looks like a warming trend after that. Can’t tell you much about what is going on out there, I have been in bed for the last two days trying to get rid of this stupid cold. But with the amount of riders around I am sure conditions are very good out there. It’s Wednesday and from here to Saturday things should start to pick up a bit. Not a lot, just a bit.
I got a few comments about the Polaris Jokes the other day, sorry but I thought they were funny. Just like politics, I have no preferences, if the sled starts it’s a good sled. And if the jokes funny, I will print it LOL…..
I an really glad to see that Ronald was able to find honest work after being let go by McDonalds
Weather: Nice, very nice
Trail Conditions: Haven’t heard but I would bet on very good
Holy crap where the hell did Monday go. I fell asleep at 4:30 yesterday afternoon and except for getting a glass of water and taking a pee I slept till 8am this morning. Guess I needed a break.
I haven’t really talked to many riders since Saturday, but I would bet we are still in great shape out on the trails. Clubs have been asked to slow down on grooming, but the rumors going around that areas have run out of money and quit grooming are all BS. The whole state of Michigan groomed trails most of this year. This is something that has not happened for a long time I would think. You figure all these clubs are putting in requests to the DNR to be reimbursed for trail grooming. As far as I know all that has happened is the DNR has asked clubs to cut back on days they groom. With the low traffic we have seen this year, this should not create a problem. We have had the best conditions (except for the cold) that we have had in a long time, and I believe March will show us some of the same. I’m planning on going next week, hopefully everything falls into place. Maybe I’ll see you out on the trail………..
Weather: Hey a warm up is coming.
Trail Conditions: Should all be good.
Warmer temps are on the way, the next few weeks should be ideal riding conditions. Temps are going to be in the 20′s during the day and single digits at night. Better than the cold ass weather have have had all year long.
Becker and i snuck away and spent the night at the Casino last night. Had a nice steak dinner and a “few” bush lights. I think I may even have walked out ahead a little bit. A good time was had by all.
Q: Why are polaris snowmobiles and babies alike.
A: They both love rattles.
Q: How do you get a polaris rider exited.
A: Tell them their sled is ready for pickup at the repair shop.
Q: Why did the ski doo burn its belt up.
A: From towing 7 polaris sleds at one time.
Q: How do you make a polaris go fast.
A: Tow it behind a ski doo.
Q:What is a polaris snowmobile owners favorite season?
A: Summer then they dont have to work on the sled
Weather: A Witches Tit has never been this cold
Trail Conditions: Who cares, it is too cold
Holy crap, it is cold outside. At 8:30 this morning it is still 20 below, and the sun is out. I am not sure how cold it got overnight but I am sick of this weather. Record highs for propane prices and record lows for temperatures, what a combination.
Not much happening in the bar these days, sold a few beefs yesterday, more than I have since last weekend I think. Traffic is low but we still get rushes now and then. For a while Friday afternoon it looked like a normal winter for about 2 hours. March temps have got to warm up. If they don’t, I won’t be going for a ride until next year. I guess I am getting old…….
Weather: If you pee outside it will freeze before it hits the ground
Trail Conditions: Fantastic, except for 13 going into Rockland
Over and over again I keep saying the trails are great. 13 going into Rockland was rough yesterday, that is the only complaint I heard. Traffic is getting lower each week now, but we should be fine through out March. Come on up for another ride.
We had happy endings at the bar yesterday for 2 guys. Not the kind of happy ending you are thinking about. A week back I posted a couple riders brought in a gps, cigars a tow rope and a pair of glasses they found on the trail. Well yesterday a guy called and claimed the items. They must have fallen out of his bag while going down the trail and someone brought them into me.
Another group was at the bar and asked if I found a key on a Club 51 key chain they lost 2 years ago. Guess what, I had it in the drawer. LOL
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those.”
Weather: Cold through the weekend
Trail Conditions: Same ole Same ole……. They are great
A few more sleds around yesterday, and the motel in town has more reservations for the weekend so we should be a little busier this weekend than we have been through the week. I have a fresh batch of beef coming in so stop on by and have one. Too many bush lights for me last night so I gotta go get ready, the brain cells just ain’t working this morning.
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in ‘fashion sense.’
The man walks up to him and says, ‘I didn’t know you were into earrings.’
‘Don’t make such a big deal, it’s only an earring,’ he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say,
‘So, how long have you been wearing one?’
‘Ever since my wife found it in my truck’
Weather: Cold, Fricken Cold
Tral Conditions: Awesome, Fricken Awesome
Temps are supposed to get into the -4 region today. Might be a good day to sit on a bar stool. Low temps are going to hang around until the later part of next week, I hope my propane holds out until the price goes down.
Trails are still in great shape, They should last through March. The question is will we? LOL Kristie should be returning to work pretty soon, she stopped by with baby Aubrey last week.
Not much going on up here these days, just cold, snow and great trails. We did get a few more inches yesterday.
An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and
was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife
became more and more annoyed and finally said, “For god’s sake, Harold, Leave it on
the porn channel. You already know how to fish!”
Weather: Cold and possible snow
Trail Conditions: Their GRRRRRRREATTTTTTTTT
Great conditions, except for the cold that is. Trails are flat and hard, and we are getting a few inches of snow everyday it seems like. A nice refresh every morning. Not a whole lot else I can say about the trails, they have been as good as they can get all year long.
A shout out to Mike, Alex and Josh from Rockland Iowa, thanks for stopping in yesterday.
We did have an incident at the Bar yesterday, Ryan from White Pigeon Mi, was eating a beef sandwich and started choking. two of his buddies had to perform the hine-lick maneuver on him. When the second guy did the maneuver on him a pepper shot out and he quit choking. That was the most excitement we have had at the bar in weeks, sorry it was at your expense Ryan…….
A shout out to Jean T. ……… Did you really threaten to cut off one of your boss’s exterminates for not putting something back in the file cabinet?
A reader in need of parts: I have two 1995 Polaris XLT. The water pump went out on one and Polaris has discontinued them. I have found that they are in high demand as they were used on machine from 92 -97. I have check a number of dealers and salvage places with no luck finding one. Just wondering if any of your followers would have an idea where I could find one.
Trail Conditions: Fricken Awesome
Get out the long johns, that is if you have even put them away this year. The cold ass weather is back in full force one again. So expect flat, hard and smooth trails out there. Just bundle up and drink plenty of liquids, oh and eat lots of hot Italian beef too. Traffic is way down, even from the light traffic we have had this year, even though March yields some of the best riding conditions, most riders are done for the year. I hope to get out the second week in March for a ride, I think we will have plenty of snow left. I’m not sure where I will be headed but Copper Harbor sounds pretty good. I won’t go up and back the same day like most of you though, a 3 day trip sounds a lot better to me. Got to take time to stop and smell the roses. If I can’t find any roses maybe a few tequila’s and a bunch of Bush Lights in the local pubs will do.
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.
The instructor said, “Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface like grass or a path.”
“Gentlemen, remember — you’re in this together. It wouldn’t hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience would be good for you both.”
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.
“Yes?” said the Instructor.
“I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?”