Little Johnny says………….

Weather: Beautiful

Trail Conditions: Good to go

Washer and Dryer are ordered for the bar.  I’m not sure it will be a good investment but what the hell, nothing ventured nothing gained right?  I should be in operation in a few weeks.  If it works out have one set and we see a need to put in more we will.  For now though I am starting with one set.

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating”. The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word “fascinate, not fascinating”.

 

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and

I was fascinated”. The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to

use the word fascinate”.

 

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate”

so she called on him. Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her

tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

 

The teacher sat down and cried.

 

 

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