Anybody been watching the weather channel? A couple people told me the Al Roker had a picture of downtown and mentioned Bergland on the Weather Channel, we made the national news. Looks like clear skies for a few days, it will be nice if we can all get caught up with the plowing. I guess if you don’t like snow you have no business being in the UP. The Lake is icing up, now we need cold instead of snow for a while. Need to make ice on the Lake and out in the wet lands that the trails run through.
Weather: a break for a bit from the snow
Trail Conditions: SNOW
I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Bergland
situated next to the Bergland Bay Bar, where a woman may go to
choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the value of the products
increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The
shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or
may choose to go up to the next floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the
building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 – These men have jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where
the sign reads:
Floor 2 – These men have jobs and love
children.
‘That’s nice,’ she thinks, ‘but I want more,’ so she
continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 – These men have jobs, love children, and are
extremely good looking.
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but feels compelled to keep
going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 4 – These men have jobs, love children, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
‘Oh, mercy me!’ she exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand
it!’
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign
reads:
Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love children, are
drop-dead good looking and help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth
floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There
are no men on this floor. This floor exists
solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
