Weather: 50 and cloudy.
I had a good day yesterday, turns out my air cleaner was clogged on the lawn mower I think and it just flooded out the motor. Guess a little preventive maintenance would have avoided the problem. Good news is I had one on the shelf, just too lazy to put it on I guess. It was too wet to finish cutting grass so I just got a cooler of beer and sat in the garage down by the Lake at Mom’s house. Nothing better than sitting in a garage on a rainy day drinking beer. But I think I am going to need a screen to put in the garage door opening, Holy Mosquitos, I feed them pretty good yesterday.
The coach called one of his 9-year-old
baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation
is?
What a team is?” “Yes, coach”, replied
the boy….
the boy….
“Do you understand that what matters is we
win or lose as a team?” The boy nodded in yes.
The coach continued, “I’m sure you know,
when an out is called, you shouldn’t argue, curse, attack the umpire, or
call him a pecker-head, dick head or ass hole.
Do you understand all that?” Again, the boy
nodded yes.
And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass or shithead is it?”
And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it’s not good sportsmanship to call your coach a dumb ass or shithead is it?”
“No, coach.
“Good,” said the coach, “Now go over there
and explain all that to your Grandmother”!
