Weather: Rainy.
Antibiotics are kicking in, think I am finally getting better, nothing a doctor’s visit and a trip to Walmart wouldn’t fix. The quitting smoking is going so so, actually I am down to about 10 a day, pretty good from 2+ packs a day I guess.
A man washed up on a beach after a shipwreck. Only a sheep
and a
sheepdog were washed-up with him. After looking around, he
realized that
they were stranded on a deserted island. *
After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking
his two animal
companions to the beach every evening to watch the sunset.
One particular
evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus
clouds, the breeze
was warm and gentle – a perfect night for romance.
*
As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and
better to the
lonely man. Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his
arm around it. *
The sheepdog, ever-protective of the sheep, growled
fiercely until the
man took his arm from around the sheep. *
After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the
sunsets together,
but there was no more cuddling. *
A few more weeks passed-by and, lo and behold, there was
another
shipwreck. The only survivor was Hillary Clinton.
*
That evening, the man brought Hillary to the evening beach
ritual. It was
another beautiful evening – red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm
and gentle
breeze -perfect for a night of romance. *
Pretty soon, the man started to get those feelings again.
He fought the
urges as long as he could but he finally gave-in and
leaned over to Hillary
and told her he hadn’t been with a woman for months.
*
Hillary batted her eyelashes and asked if there was
anything she could do
for him. *
He said, *
‘Take the dog for a walk.’ *
