6-11-15

Weather: Cloudy and 70 again.

Weather looks good for the weekend, a great time to be in the UP. Not much going on though, getting ready to go down to Mom’s and get her packed up and drive the U-Haul to her new house. I’ve heard of a few more bigger Walleyes being caught, by bigger I mean over 15″, there is talk of possibly lowering the minimum size limit to 13″ like it was some 20 years ago. 

I am at a loss on what to write today, all I can say for sure is that not much is going on up here right now, boring or uneventful some may say. But to me it is Peaceful, That’s the way I like it.

 

A BLONDE JOKE THAT YOU’VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE .. After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!’ The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you go give it a try?’ The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. He saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator. Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in frustration . .. “Sonofabitch!! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!” .

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