Weather: Weather outside is not matching up with forecast.
WTF, internet says sunny and outside is gloomy, doesn’t Mother Nature read the damn internet? Typical women I guess, has a mind of her own and don’t listen LOL.
I have some major problems going on with Facebook. It looks like all the posts that were automatically transferred from my web site to Facebook are gone. So is the interaction with my followers gone. This is not good, but hopefully it is something we can figure out. I Hope it is not because they don’t like my content or my sick sense of humor.
A Scotsman moves to the U.S. and attends his first
baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters’ box, takes a few swings
and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming “Run!!!” The next
batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers “RUN!!
RUN!!”.
The Scotsman is enjoying the game and begins screaming with the fans. The fifth batter comes up and four balls go by. The Umpire calls: “Walk.” The batter starts his slow trot to first base. The Scot stands up and screams, “Run ye lazy bastard, run!” The people around him begin laughing. Embarrassed, the Scot sits back down. A friendly fan notes the man’s embarrassment, leans over and explains, “He can’t run — he has four balls.”The Scot stands up and screams: “Walk with pride, Laddie!”
