Weather: 80 today.
Hey we are way to far north for this 80 crap. We even had some rain last night. WTF does Mother Nature have the UP confused with Illinois?
I took the rug rats out on the boat yesterday, pretty wind so the water was rough on my little pontoon. The kids jumped in the water but I think they are use to warmer temps south of here. I hoping with it being in the 80’s and winds calmer we can bring the boat up to the north end of the lake and swim in front of mom’s house. Shallow water should be a lot warmer.
Here is an
actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland:
1. BACK
STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT.
2. FEET SHOULDER
WIDTH APART.
3. FORM A LOOSE
GRIP.
4. KEEP YOUR
HEAD DOWN!
5. STAY OUT OF
THE WATER.
6. TRY NOT TO
HIT ANYONE.
7. IF YOU ARE
TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU
8. DON’T STAND
DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.
9. QUIET
PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.
10. DON’T TAKE
EXTRA STROKES.
WELL DONE. NOW,
FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF.
