12-1-15

Weather: Mild temps.

So much for the 1-3. Now we are expecting less than an inch. Happy Snowmobile Trail Opening Day.

We need to look on the bright side, look how many cows will be saved because we will not be serving beef sandwiches at the Bar the first week or so. That should make some of those animal activists happy. Time to head to Watersmeet Casino and make a donation to the Sno gods, that’s what our good departed friend Dave would say. Hey Dave do us a favor please, talk to God and ask him to make it cold and start the big snow machine north of us. Don’t worry friends, if anyone can convince God to make it snow…………Dave can. PS Hi Jayne

UPDATE: I wrote the above at 10am, it is now 11:30am and snowing hard. Thanks Dave.

Sister Mary entered the Monastery of Silence.

 

The Priest said; “Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until directed to do so.”

 

Sister Mary lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, “Sister Mary, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words.”

 

Sister Mary said, “Hard bed.”

 

“I’m sorry to hear that,” the Priest said, “We will get you a better bed.”

 

After another 5 years, Sister Mary was summoned by the Priest.

 

“You may say another two words, Sister Mary.”

 

“Cold food,” said Sister Mary, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

 

On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary in to his office. “You may say two words today.”

 

“I quit,” said Sister Mary.

 

“It’s probably best,” said the Priest, “You’ve done nothing but bitch since you got here.”

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