12-13-15

Weather: Mild temps.

Temps for the next week are looking a little better. But what is a little better than sucks? Sips maybe?

Sorry people but I am having a hard time writing about stuff here, guess that is why it is hard to find anything on anyone’s trail report. But leave it to me to bring the bad news as well as the good news.

On a better note I had 3 snowmobilers in yesterday, they did not have snowmobiles but they came in while making their rounds anyway. Thanks Ralph, Curly and their buddy in orange who’s name I forgot.

Subject: CLEVER WORDS FOR CLEVER PEOPLE
1.         ARBITRAITOR 
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
 
2.         BERNADETTE
The act of torching a mortgage.
 
3.         BURGLARIZE
What a crook sees through
 
4.         AVOIDABLE 
What a bullfighter tries to do
 
5.         EYEDROPPER
Clumsy ophthalmologist
 
6.         CONTROL
A short, ugly inmate.
 
7.         COUNTERFEITER 
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
 
8.         ECLIPSE
What an English barber does for a living.
 
9.         LEFT BANK
What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
 
10.    HEROES 
What a man in a boat does
 
11.    PARASITES 
What you see from the Eiffel Tower
 
12.    PARADOX
Two physicians
 
13.    PHARMACIST
A helper on a farm
 
14.    POLARIZE
What penguins see through
 
15.    PRIMATE 
Remove your spouse from in front of TV
 
16.    RELIEF
What trees do in the spring
 
17.    RUBBERNECK
What you do to relax your wife
 
18.    SELFISH
What the owner of a seafood store does
 
19.    SUDAFED
Brought litigation against a government official
 
20.    PARADIGMS
Twenty cents

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