Weather: Below freezing for highs the next 3 days, and a little snow.
That’s right, 3 days in a row with below freezing temps for a high. Best news we have had in a while. There is even a little snow in our near future. We have a ways to go before the trails will be good enough to ride, but hopefully this is our start for this season. Don’t get your bags packed yet, we need more cold and snow.
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Bob, a middle-aged Canadian
tourist on his first time in Lincoln, Nebraska, locates
the red light district and enters a large
brothel.
The
madam
asks
him
to
be
seated
and
sends
over
a
young
lady
to
entertain
the
client.
They
sit
and
talk,
frolic
a
little,
giggle
a
bit,
drink
a
bit,
and
she
sits
on
his
lap.
He
whispers
in
her
ear
and
she
gasps
and
runs
away!
Seeing
this,
the
madam
sends
over
a
more
experienced
lady
to
entertain
the
gentleman.
They
sit
and
talk,
frolic
a
little,
giggle
a
bit,
drink
a
bit,
and
she
sits
on
his
lap.
He
whispers
in
her
ear
and
she
screams,
“No!”
and
walks
quickly
away!
The
madam
is
surprised
that
this
ordinary
looking
man
has
asked
for
something
so
outrageous
that
her
two
girls
will
have
nothing
to
do
with
it.
She
decides
that
only
her
most
experienced
lady,
Lola,
will
do.
Lola
looks
a
bit
tired,
but
she
has
never
said
no
and
it
doesn’t
seem
likely
that
anything
would
surprise
her.
So
the
madam
sends
her
over
to
Bob.
They
sit
and
talk,
frolic
a
little,
giggle
a
bit,
drink
a
bit,
and
she
sits
on
his
lap.
He
whispers
in
her
ear
and
she
screams,
“NO
WAY,
BUDDY!”
smacks
him
as
hard
as
she
can
and
literally
runs
away!
Madam
is
by
now
absolutely
intrigued,
having
seen
nothing
like
this
in
all
her
years
of
operating
a
brothel.
She
hasn’t
done
the
bedroom
work
herself
for
a
long
time,
but
she
did
it
for
many
years
before
she
got
into
management.
She’s
sure
she
has
said
yes
at
one
time
or
another
to
everything
a
man
could
possibly
ask
for.
The
challenge
is
irresistible.
She
just
has
to
find
out
what
this
man
has
wanted
that
has
made
her
girls
so
angry.
And
she
sees
a
chance
she
can’t
pass
up
to
show
off
to
her
employees
how
good
she
was
at
what
they
do.
So
she
goes
over
to
Bob
and
says
that
she’s
the
best
in
the
house
and
she
is
available.
She
sits
and
talks
with
him.
They
frolic
a
bit,
giggle
a
bit,
and
drink
a
little,
and
she
sits
in
his
lap.
And
Bob
leans
forward
and
whispers
in
her
ear,
“Can
I
pay
in
Canadian
dollars?”
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