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Weather: Cold and snow.

Trail conditions: Good to Very Good.

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Wet areas, Last I heard:

1 along the west shore of Gogebic.

8 west between Wakefield and Bergland

Riders have been reporting very good conditions out there, except for the few who have traveled 8 from Wakefield. This was of last night, it could be getting groomed as I write this. Conditions have improved greatly since last weekend, have fun and be safe. There is going to be a lot of traffic out there.

A shout out to the fuckin dick head that took the iPhone 5 charger off my shelf. I put phone chargers out so people can use them when they come into the bar. But you decided to help your self and take mine. You are a Dickhead. I hope your sled blows up.

Six retired Jewish Floridian fellows were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyer loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. 
 
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continue playing, but standing up.
 
At the end of the game, Finklestein looks around and asks, “So, who’s gonna tell his wife?”
 
They cut the cards. Goldberg picks the low card and has to carry the news. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse.
 
“Discreet? I’m the most discreet person you’ll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me.”
 
Goldberg goes over to the Meyer’s condo and knocks on the door. The wife answers through the door and asks what he wants? Goldberg declares: “Your husband just lost $500 in a poker game and is afraid to come home.”
 
“Tell him to drop dead!” yells the wife.
 
“I’ll go tell him.” says Goldberg.

 

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