Weather: Still waiting for the warm up.
Almost above freezing at 11am. Right now it is the coldest it is going to be for the next 10 days. (hopefully a lot longer than that) We might be seeing the light at the end of the tunnel. Has Spring really Sprung?
Not a damn thing going on up here right now, I actually closed the bar the last 2 Sunday and Mondays. With nicer weather on the way though it will be back to open 7 days starting today.
Mom seen a Robin in her yard this morning and snapped a pic
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Siamese
twins
walk
into
a
bar
in
Toronto
and
park
themselves
on
a
bar
stool.
One
of
them
says
to
the
bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we’re joined side by side at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian draft beers, please.”
The
bartender,
feeling
slightly
awkward,
tries
to
make
polite
conversation
while
pouring
the
beers.
“Been
on
vacation
yet,
boys”?
“Off
to
England
next
month,”
says
John.
“We
go
to
England
every
year,
rent
a
car
and
drive
for
miles.
Don’t
we,
Jim?”
Jim
agrees.
“Ah,
England
!”
says
the
bartender.
“Wonderful
country
…
the
history,
the
beer,
the
culture
…”
“Nah,
we
don’t
like
all
that
British
stuff,”
says
John.
“Hamburgers
and
Molson’s
beer,
that’s
us,
eh
Jim?
And
we
can’t
stand
the
English
–
they’re
so
arrogant
and
rude.”
Bartender
asks:
Then
why
keep
going
to
England?
“It’s
the
only
chance
Jim
gets
to
drive.”
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