Weather: Rain today.
Last day of June, time is flying by, guess I am old. My Great Grandmother used to say “honey the older you get the faster time flies by.” I didn’t understand it then but I do now.
MEDICARE PART G
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no
longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term
Care, but the government says there is no
Nursing Home care available for you. So, what
do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.
The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and
one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one
worthless politician. This means you will be
sent to prison for the rest of your life
where you will receive three meals a day, a roof
over your head, central heating and air
conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the
health care you need. Need new teeth? No
problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a
hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex
change or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you
at least as often as they do now!
And, who will be paying for all of this? The
same government that just told you they can’t afford
for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while
you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner,
you don’t have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem,,,,, have a good
day!
