Weather: Cold.
Conditions: Go North, South, East or West. Just not here.
This is probably the longest cold snap we have had since sometime in January. Figures, we don’t need it now. I been hearing about people riding in the Keweenaw and great conditions up there. Also east of us I have heard of people riding still.
A doctor in Dublin, feeling overworked wanted to get off
work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant.
“Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don’t want to close the
clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me
patients”.
“Yes, sir!” answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the
following day and asks: “So, Murphy, how was your day?”
Murphy told him that he took care of three
patients. “The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him
Paracetamol.”
“Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?” asks the
doctor..
“The second one had indigestion and I gave
him Gaviscon,” says Murphy.
“Bravo, bravo! You’re good at this and what
about the tird one?” asks the doctor.
“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the
door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does.
Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her
clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her panties and lies
down on the table and shouts:
“HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five
years I have not seen any man!”
“Tunderin’ lard Jesus, Murphy, what did you
do?” asks the doctor.
“I put drops in her eyes.”
