Weather: Gloomy again.
Weather is shitty so I guess it is a work on the kitchen day.
The
Redneck & The Gorilla
A
small zoo in Georgia obtained a very
rare species of gorilla. Within
a few weeks the gorilla, a
female, became very difficult to
handle.
Upon
examination, the zoo’s veterinarian
determined the problem. The gorilla
was in heat. To make matters worse,
the zoo had no male gorillas
available.
Thinking
about their problem, the zookeeper
thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a
redneck part-time worker responsible
for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby
Lee, like most rednecks, had little
sense but he possessed ample ability
to satisfy a female of any
species.
The
Zoo Keeper thought they might have a
solution, and they approached Bobby
Lee with a proposition: would he be
willing to mate with the gorilla
for $500.00?
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
The
following day, he announced that he
would accept their offer, but only
under five conditions:
“First,”
Bobby Lee said, “I
ain’t gonna kiss her on the
lips.”
The
keeper quickly agreed to this
condition.
“Second,”
he said, “She
must wear a ‘Dale Earnhardt Forever’
T-Shirt”
The
keeper again readily agreed to this
condition.
“Third,”
he said, “You
can’t never tell nobody about
this.”
The
keeper again readily agreed to this
condition.
“Fourth,”
Bobby Lee said, “I
want any children raised Southern
Baptist“
Once
again it was agreed.
And
last, Bobby Lee said. “I’m
gonna need another week to
come up with the
$500.“
