Weather: No rain today, another great day
Trail Conditions: Nice day for a ride
Great day outside, I think I better get busy getting the fall chores done. Don’t forget September 27th. The Veterans Ride out of Wakefield. If you have an extra seat on a SxS and can give a Vet a ride please come join us. Or if you just want to ride you can come and join us too.
After their 11th child, a U.P. couple decided that was enough, as they could
not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin
didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could
fix the problem, but that it was expensive..
“A less costly alternative,” said the doctor, “is to go home, get a cherry
bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.”
The Yooper said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest tool in the shed,
but I don’t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me.”
“Trust me,” said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can.
He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
‘1’
‘2’
‘3’
‘4’
‘5’
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued
counting on his other hand.