Weather: Cold is hanging on.
Spring is not coming this year. Who cares though, bing ass snow flakes came down the last few days. Eliminating all chance of doing yard work. Just been hanging out at Mom’s house, working on taxes and looking at the frozen Lake.
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‘Father’,
he confessed, ‘it has
been one month since my
last confession. I had
sex with Nookie Green
twice last month.’
The priest
told the
penitent,
‘You are
forgiven. Go
out and say
three Hail
Mary’s.’
Soon
thereafter,
another
Irish
man
entered
the
confessional.
‘Father,
it
has
been
two
months
since
my
last
confession.
I’ve
had
sex
with
Nookie
Green
twice
a
week
for
the
past
two
months.’
This
time,
the
priest
questioned,
‘Who
is
this
Nookie
Green?’
‘A
new
woman
in
the
neighborhood,’
the
man
replied.
Very
well,’
sighed
the
priest.
Go
and
say
ten
Hail
Mary’s.;
At
mass
the
next
morning,
as
the
priest
prepared
to
deliver
the
sermon,
a
tall,
voluptuous,
drop-dead
gorgeous
redheaded
woman
entered
the
sanctuary.
The
eyes
of
every
man
in
the
church
fell
upon
her
as
she
slowly
sashayed
up
the
aisle
and
sat
down
right
in
front
of
the
priest.
Her
dress
was
green
and
very
short,
and
she
wore
matching,
shiny
emerald-green
shoes.
The
priest
and
the
altar
boy
gasped
as
the
woman
in
the
green
dress
and
matching
shoes
sat
with
her
legs
spread
slightly
apart,
but
just
enough
to
reveal
that
she
wasn’t
wearing
any
underwear.
The
priest
turned
to
the
altar
boy
and
whispered,
‘Is
that
Nookie
Green?’
The bug-eyed altar boy couldn’t believe his ears but managed to calmly reply,….
No
Father,
I
think
it’s
just
a
reflection
from
her
shoes’.
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