Weather: And Another Beautiful, just Fricken Beautiful Day Again.
Holy crap I am tired of writing how beautiful the weather is up here. Day after day, after day. Well we were long overdue. Just look at the view of the Lake from Mom’s Houses web cam. Looks nice enough to go jump in.
The urologist said: “The good news is I can cure your
headaches. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up
against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe
was shocked and
depressed. He
wondered if he had anything to
live for. He couldn’t
concentrate long enough to
answer, but decided he had no
choice but to go under the
knife.
When he
left the hospital, Joe was headache
free for the first time in over 20
years, but he felt as if he was
missing an important part of
himself.
As he
walked down the street he realized
he felt like a different person. He
could make a new beginning and live
a new life.
He saw a
men’s clothing store and thought,
“That’s what I need, a new
suit.”
The
elderly salesman eyed him quickly
and said, “Let’s see, you’re a size
44 tall.”
Joe
laughed and said, “That’s right, how
did you know?”
“Been in
the business 60 years!”
Joe tried
on the suit. It fit
perfectly.
As Joe
admired himself in the mirror, the
tailor asked, “How about
a new
shirt?”
Joe
thought for a moment and then said,
“Sure.”
“Let’s
see, 16 and a half neck, 34
sleeve.”
Joe was
surprised. “How did you
know?”
“Been in
the business 60 years.” The shirt
fit perfectly.
As Joe
looked at himself in the mirror, the
salesman said, “You
could use
new shoes.” Since Joe was on a roll,
he said, “Sure.”
The man
eyed Joe’s feet and said,
“9-1/2E.”
Joe was
astonished. “That’s right. How did
you know?”
“Been in
the business 60
years.”
As Joe
walked comfortably around the shop,
the salesman asked,”How
about new
underwear?”
Joe
thought for a second and said, “Why
not.”
The man
stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and
said, “Let’s see, size
36.”
Joe
laughed. “Finally I’ve got you! I’ve
worn size 32 since I was
18 years
old.”
The tailor
shook his head. “You can’t wear a
size 32. Size 32
underwear
would press your testicles against
the base of
your spine
and give you one hell of a
headache”.
