Weather: Rain and Warm.
We have some rain days ahead of us it looks like. 80 degree days are also coming our way. Cools beans, warm up the Lake so we can take a few skinny dips.
Todays the big day, I go for my “procedure”, worst part was not eating for a day. How the hell do people do that? All this suffuring just for the Dr to tell me I am a perfect asshole and not full of shit for one day.
NORWEGIAN VIRGIN WEDDING……
Olaf
Swenson,
out
in
his
pasture
in
northern
Minnesota,
took
a
lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
lightning-quick kick from a cow…right in his crotch; writhing in
agony, he fell to the ground.
As
soon
as
he
could
manage,
he
took
himself
to
the
doctor.
He
said:
“How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin — in every vay.
“How bad is it Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon next veek and my
fiance, Lena, is still a virgin — in every vay.
The
doctor
told
him,
“Olaf,
I’ll
have
to
put
your
willy
in
a
splint
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art.
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week,
but leave it on dere as long as you can. He took four tongue
depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together…quite an impressive work of art.
Olaf
mentioned
none
of
this
to
Lena,
married
her,
and
they
went
on
their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: “Olaf…you’re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”
their honeymoon to Duluth. That night in the Motel 6, Lena ripped
open her blouse to reveal her beautiful, untouched breasts. She
said: “Olaf…you’re the first vun! No vun has EVER seen deez.”
Olaf
immediately
dropped
his
pants
and
replied:
“Look
at
dis
Lena
…
Still
in
DA
CRATE!”
