Come Rain or come Shine

Weather: Beautiful day Today Again

Trail Conditions: Dusty

Two days ago there was no rain in sight for a week and a half now there is rain.  WTF they are not even close to being half way right anymore. I have never seen the weather forecasts change as much as they have been this year. It is almost like you want to see rain forecasted the day you have something planned because it will probably change.  Oh well, back to the weather Rock.

Not a lot going on this weekend so far, but who knows, mosquitos have calmed down a lot, actually mom and I sat outside with a fire going last night and I don’t think I even got bit.  Up into the 80’s for the weekend and guess what?  They took the rain out for Saturday as I have been writing this LOL.



A lady walks into Tiffany’s. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little ‘whoops’ and prays that a sales person wasn’t anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her and he’s good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany’s. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?’

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you’re going to shit in your pants when I tell you the price.”

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