Weather: Beautiful today.
So a Lady gets attacked by a lion and dies as a result. We keep hearing that the lion will be moved to a part of the zoo that visitors do not see. Why not take a big picture of the sign that says “Do not roll down your fricken window Dumbass”. You just can’t fix stupid.
True
Motivation …….
A couple on
an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased
by a
cheetah.
The wife
told the husband,
“If the
antelope survives this one, I’ll give you a Blow Job every day
for the
rest of your life .”
