Weather: Beautiful today.

So a Lady gets attacked by a lion and dies as a result. We keep hearing that the lion will be moved to a part of the zoo that visitors do not see. Why not take a big picture of the sign that says “Do not roll down your fricken window Dumbass”. You just can’t fix stupid.


True Motivation …….
A couple on an African Safari  witnessed a small antelope being chased
by a  cheetah.
The wife told the  husband,
“If the antelope survives this  one, I’ll give you a Blow Job every day
for the rest of your  life .”

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