6-5-15

Weather: Nice.

Still coughing, so why I bother to try and quit smoking is beyond me. Man we sure can use any excuse to start doing something that we know we shouldn’t be doing. Becker is even out of town so I can’t say she pissed me off, I’m going to have a smoke. I am not working at the bar so I can’t blame it on the customers. I am drinking tea in the morning, sure do miss coffee. I think I’ll just say screw it all and go back in to bed……….Only had the one cig that was down at Mom’s garage yesterday. Today we try for none.

 

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a
drink. 
Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. 
He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest,
biker in the face and says: ‘I went by your grandma’s house today and I
saw her in the hallway buck-naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!’
The biker looks at him and doesn’t say a word.
His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at
the drop of a hat.
The drunk leans on the table again and says:
‘I got it on with your grandma and she is good,
the best I ever had!’
The biker’s buddies are starting to get really mad
but the biker still says nothing.The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,
‘I’ll tell you something else, little boy,
your grandma liked it!’

At this point the biker stands up,
takes the drunk by the shoulders
looks him square in the eyes and says…

‘Grandpa…go home!’

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