Weather: Snow and colder.
Trail conditions: Good.
Had riders saying the groomers need to get out yesterday. I had to laugh a bit, yea we need to get the trails groomed, but after we get 12+ inches it does take a while to groom things back into shape. 1 degree this morning ought to help conditions, temps are only forecasted for high teens overnight but they have been going lower than what is forecasted. As a whole temps are going to be warmer than originally predicted for the weekend but conditions should be pretty good. I can’t say for sure how much snow we received, probably 15 to 18 inches I would guess.
Bob an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.
“What happened to you?” asked his wife.
“I had a terrible day” replied Bob. “I had to go to an hotel and pick up a man that had died in his sleep. When I arrived there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection”.
“Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection. So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half”.
“I see”, said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”
Bob replied, ” Wrong room .”