Whores and Hockey Players

Weather: Beautiful, just fricken Beautiful

Trail Conditions: Mud hole on the P trail north of the Norwich use VC trail

I have the little house open for rent this winter. $100 a night for up to 3 people, $125 a night for 4-5 people with a 3 night minimum. I’ll get pics online here shortly.

Great day in Football if you are a Lions fan. Not too good for the Packer fans though. But the Lions are in 1st place. Now to see what the Bears do tonight. Nice weather all week long,  even Saturday for the Veterans ride.  I’m kind of nursing a Crown Royal kind of morning, why does something that feels so good the night before feel so shitty the next day?


A man in a Florida supermarket tried to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant told him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce. The man persisted and asked to see  the manager. The boy said he’d ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said to his  manager: ‘Some asshole wants to buy half a head of lettuce.’As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, ‘And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half.’ The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way. Later the manager said to the boy, ‘I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?’ ‘Canada, sir,’ the boy  replied. ‘Well, why did you leave Canada?’ the manager asked. The boy said, ‘Sir, there’s nothing but whores  and hockey players up there.’ ‘Really?’ said the manager. ‘My wife is from Canada.’ ‘No shit?’ replied the boy. ‘Who’d she play for?’

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