Weather: 40’s and the snow misses us again us
Trail Conditions: Snow covered, not that much, don’t get excited
Awe what a crappy day, but it could have been worse, only a dusting of snow instead of the 3-5 they were saying we were going to get. Now if we can only escape next weeks snow that is forecasted. Although the old timers around here say that new snow helps the old snow melt. Hey I don’t understand it either but, you need to listen to them old timers, they been around a lot longer than us.
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!” Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, “What do you mean $200?”